I just wanna write a quick journal to make Chloe jealous.
How you ask? Ill tell you.
Last Friday the 28th of Febuary 2014 Chris and I went to go see Russel Howard live and the MEN arena in Manchester...... well sorry its called Phones 4 u arena now.
And it was FUCKING AMAZING!!!! Youtube it - Russel Howard Manchester 2014 Phones 4 u/ MEN arena - and have a nosey for yourself.
Some of my fave things were when he said someone asked him if he wanted to meet Miley Cyrus and he said Fuck no has never come out of his mouth quicker and that her invention of Twerking is like a dog with worms scratching its arse up and down on a tree.
Ahhh funny stuffs.
anyway just wanted to make sure Chloe knew I had seen him and Im now sat in a tshirt from the night.
Next thing, I have finally looked at my Italy photos. I may start editing soon. MWOO HAHAHA BEWARE!!!!
Now for a quizzie thing.
In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?
You're such a wuss.
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- HA! But I don't sound like a 5 year old!
Your crush has a crush on me
- *Punches face and turns to Chris* CHRIS YOU GOT SOME EXPLANING TO DO!
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
- I didn't know you were so dumb full stop.
Hurry up would you?
You're so snobbish
- That's Maxonians(people from macc) for ya. Were better than you.
Wanna settle this outside?
- We are outside dipshit.
You afraid of me?
- Only the smell of your breath knocking me out.
He/she loves me more!
- Good for you.
You have bad grades
- Its all part of my evil plan
What if your crush told you...
I have a crush on you
- I should hope so cause Ive been with you for nearly to years.
I don't love you.
- ...... oh
I think I love you already
- Good cause I love you too.
Can T copy your answers?
- Whos T?
I think I have a crush on your friend
- I think Im gonna kick your balls then smash her face.
Can I sit next to you?
- You better
Would you like to dance with me?
- I cant dance and you told me you cant either.
I think you have a crush on me
- No shit Sherlock.
you have a cute smile
- Thanks sexy.
Why are you so nice to me?
- Cause I love you.
What's your reaction if your parents told you...
Go home before it gets dark
- *laughs* cause I still live with you. ( I don't for those who don't know)
Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
- I know she is and Im glad she is. Id rather her not be a fuck up like me.
Go to bed early
- I do anyway. And if I didn't whats it to you I don't live here any more.
Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
- Do it yourself. Do it yourself. Do it yourself. I don't live here.
Study hard ok?
- Study what? I left school in 2008.
When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
- Whats a Peso?
Why can't you be more like him
- Cause I have tits and a fanny?
When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- when I say I want a buttie I mean I want a buttie
that was fun teehee.
Hope your all well.